Definitions by mcnuggetdestroyer
dick and dash
A dumbass pointless "relationship" that is only for sex. It lasts for a week at the maximum time. The only purpose is to suck dick and get pussy.
Oh my god, Noah and Dominique are having a dick and dash. Makes sense since they are both atrocious in bed.
dick and dash by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017
desperate son of a bitch
Ugly ass guy who would fuck a tree because no girl would ever suck his dick. He molests himself over pictures of random college girls wishing he could get laid.
desperate son of a bitch by mcnuggetdestroyer December 29, 2017
christmas eve eve
It is December 23rd. The day before Christmas Eve. If you want to shop last minute for presents, you should go on this day instead of Christmas Eve because it will be somewhat less crowded.
cunt #1: Shit, I need to buy presents. Should I go today or just go tomorrow which is Christmas Eve.
cunt #2: Bitch, hell to the no. Go today, Christmas Eve Eve. The stores won't be as packed as they will be tomorrow.
cunt #2: Bitch, hell to the no. Go today, Christmas Eve Eve. The stores won't be as packed as they will be tomorrow.
christmas eve eve by mcnuggetdestroyer December 23, 2017
black friday
The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.
Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?
Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
black friday by mcnuggetdestroyer November 26, 2017
Goat
Headass #1: Beyoncé sucks, her music is absolutely atrocious.
Headass #2: Shut the fuck up, bitch. Beyoncé is a goat.
Headass #2: Shut the fuck up, bitch. Beyoncé is a goat.
Goat by mcnuggetdestroyer November 14, 2017