propjack

Celebrating an achievement in a manner that is disproportionate to the deed. Excessive self-congratulations that is most often seen in sporting events, but occurs everywhere.

Her fist pump through the windshield after making every green light on the way to the movie was propjack karma.

The bicep show after his team got their only first down of the first half was pure propjack.

by mcdede December 29, 2013

popjacked

When a pop singer makes a reference to an iconic singer or song to add value to their song.

Miley Cyrus totally popjacked Jay-z in her single Party in the USA

by GudLdr October 3, 2015

poopjack

Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.

I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!

by GuitarMarshall February 18, 2011

poopjack

Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.

Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.

by B'jackoff October 15, 2004

propackstinate

Procrastination of packing before a trip.

Having flown 100,000 miles before July 1st, Chris decided to propackstinate before his trip to Hong Kong, because the martinis were calling him.

by chdow August 14, 2010

projack

n. Person who is too stylish. A metrosexual. Also a professional masturbateur.

"That Ryan Seacrest is such a projack!"

by Thundercockeur September 1, 2008

poopjack

To hijack one's social media, usually to post status updates involving pooping.

Dan poopjacked Wendy while she was answering the door.

by ryemyles May 14, 2014