max's definitions

Mobil

Gas station that closes to early

I'm out of gas and that Mobil closed way to damn early.

by Max August 7, 2004

Lefter

It just means Left but its funner to say it this way.

And then you take a lefter here.

The icon would be lefter of the screen

by Max August 7, 2004

brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by max August 9, 2004

n/u

A really ugly African language, advertised by the Discovery Channel. Makes you sound like a broken PC speaker.

n/u nt'a kan't'u 'kakn' unu' t'o t'o!

by max August 9, 2004

hooknose

Jewish nose, similar to a hook.

Brian (Greham Chapman):
I'm not a Roman, Mum!
And I never will be!
I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!

by max August 9, 2004

harri

a totally amazing person... nothing more to say

you cant even compare her to harri

by max August 10, 2004

chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.

Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!

by Max August 19, 2004