max's definitions

autophile

A man who loves his cars more than women. Autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man's realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.

"He spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile."

by Max February 25, 2005

brass balls

Bits of a brass monkey. Often found lying around on the coldest day of the year.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! That'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by max August 9, 2004

fuckmuncher

A stupid dumb ass who likes to lick peopls asses until they get warts on there toungue.

A guy licked my ass until he got warts on his toungue.

by Max May 29, 2003

tomorrows nobody

A group of adolescents whose only ambition is to make others wet themselves through laughter.

G.I. Jew. TN's 1-4. Buttons. AND THE ITCH CREAM! Huzzah!

by Max August 7, 2003

chubby chunks

fat....not only fat tho...
OBESESE with HUGE thighs and GIANT knees on tiny FEET.

hey chubby chunks...lay off da snickers...(whisper to yourself) you stupid fat ass

by max December 4, 2004

Scat with the Cat

Unpopular original title of Dr. Suess's book Cat in the Hat.

Let's go read Scat with the Cat!

by Max February 25, 2005

max hardcore

To have super-rough wierd sex with a girl, in the manner of pornographer extrordinaire, Max Hardcore.

I totally gave that girl the Max Hardcore.

by max December 20, 2004