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Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
by mave73 October 9, 2008
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deja vulva

having a casual second sexual intercourse with the same girl after long time, but in the same circumstances.
dude 1) what happened last nigth with that chick at the pub? did you already knew her?

dude 2) She was familiar, I knew her long time ago, in this same pub. We ended up having this weird sense of "deja vulva".
by mave73 June 3, 2009
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loverdose

Gut feeling, nausea like symptoms caused by excess of time spent with the same partner.
- is he hangin' out alone?
- loverdose split. he's out to take a breathe of fresh air... and maybe fresh broad.
by mave73 February 9, 2010
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Ryandate

Ryandate is a low cost date.

synonyms: ryangirl
Hey man, this one is a Ryandate. I'll pay only for gas and taxes, ride is for free.
by mave73 May 20, 2008
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obamation

process of people constantly impersonating or putting themselves in obama's shoes. thinking what obama will think, what obama will say, or using obama's quotes like "putting lipstick on a pig"
He's quite changed, the way he talks: I'm afraid.. He's been through an obamation!
by mave73 October 22, 2008
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italians

italian living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown.
Italians (thinking about football) say:"we are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"
by mave73 May 7, 2008
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italian

italian and living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he really means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown. and if he did he evectually went back thinking more better of himself.
Italian (thinking about football) says:"italians are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"
by mave73 May 8, 2008
mugGet the italianmug.

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