mave73's definitions

facebookcentric

Friend or relative you always see also in "Common friends" section of facebook and you can't figure out how can they possibly know each other.

On facebook everybody knows Alex. Must be Facebookcentric.

by mave73 February 20, 2009

wikipedophile

Male, no social life, compulsively asking wikipedia all kind of questions, day and night becoming a Wikipedophile.

Ethymology: Wikipedia "Fast Education" (Hawaiian: Wiki Wiki "Fast" + Ecyclopedia (Gk. enkyklios paideia = "child education") + Philòs "lover" = "Wikipedophile" = "Fast Education lover"

Stop it man! You are obsessing.. you're like a wikipedophile!

by mave73 March 3, 2008

digital housewife

it's what common housewife evolved into.
digital housewife uses no cookware, but just photoshop, illustrator and digital cameras to express themselves as artists or grab couple of bucks here and then working with notebook from the kichen table as freelance graphic designer, maybe thinking that this is less humiliating than cook meals all day long.

My wife? she hasn't the faintest idea how to use a wok, in the kitchen she's got macbook, photoshop, and printer. i think she's just evolved into a perfect digital housewife, cooking delicious company brochures, succulent logos.. and tons of digital upholstery pictures to share on flickr.

by mave73 March 17, 2009

ebullshit

ebullshit, aka as eBS is all the BS you can find by some sellers on ebay, usually on sale under the category "Vintage"

Man, this guy is selling his load of ebullshit there! Bid? they should put a FORBid button on that!

by mave73 November 18, 2007

Flickrgenic

Flickrgenic is who always looks attractive in photographs posted on Flickr or other social networks.

Dude look at this gal! She sure does look Flickrgenic!

by mave73 October 25, 2008

low cost dating

low cost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.

Low cost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: low cost date, lowcost dating, low cost ride

Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think I'll need some more low cost dating from now on.

Low cost dating is when at the end of date you spent only money for gas and taxes but the ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;

by mave73 May 20, 2008

B-Force

Natural gravity-like phenomenon by which female breasts attract male eyes.

When I saw Sandra after her boob job I definitely felt she had a lot more B-Force.

by mave73 December 9, 2008