digital housewife

it's what common housewife evolved into.
digital housewife uses no cookware, but just photoshop, illustrator and digital cameras to express themselves as artists or grab couple of bucks here and then working with notebook from the kichen table as freelance graphic designer, maybe thinking that this is less humiliating than cook meals all day long.
My wife? she hasn't the faintest idea how to use a wok, in the kitchen she's got macbook, photoshop, and printer. i think she's just evolved into a perfect digital housewife, cooking delicious company brochures, succulent logos.. and tons of digital upholstery pictures to share on flickr.
by mave73 March 17, 2009
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ebullshit

ebullshit, aka as eBS is all the BS you can find by some sellers on ebay, usually on sale under the category "Vintage"
Man, this guy is selling his load of ebullshit there! Bid? they should put a FORBid button on that!
by mave73 November 18, 2007
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obamation

process of people constantly impersonating or putting themselves in obama's shoes. thinking what obama will think, what obama will say, or using obama's quotes like "putting lipstick on a pig"
He's quite changed, the way he talks: I'm afraid.. He's been through an obamation!
by mave73 October 22, 2008
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italian women

italian woman is somebody that is usually so self centered and envious about foreign womens beauty (especially from north or east european girls)and mean to resort to every trick and cheap shot just to steal some focus and attention. ending up to look and act like the most awful bitch in the world.
sometimes italian women, resort also to go on dictionaries and define themelves as hot, cute, pretty, attractive and gorgeous. male opinions not requested.
by mave73 May 08, 2008
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Pet Shitter

Person paid to take pets out just for "physiologic functions" trip to park when you are not around.
Dude: Oh.. Finally I'm gonna take some weekend off.
Dude's friend: What about your dog?
Dude: it's been taken care of. I've got Pet Shitter service booked already.
Dude's Friend: Everything's all right then.

synonyms: dog shitter
by mave73 January 24, 2009
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