Areola or tissue around the nipple of gargantuan proportions, see silver dollars. Not to be confused with flap-jack tits which is a natural phenomenon of pendulous and flabby tits looking like 5 pounds of shit in a ten pound bag see hangers..
That bitch was fine, but her pancake nipples are fucking nasty! Her pancake nipples resembled parabolic satellite dishes.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Toilet Tetley or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.
I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Toilet Tetley, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.
by Mattyboyee October 14, 2008
by Mattyboyee October 15, 2008
African American party favors consisting of 40 ounce Olde English beer bottles typically wrapped in a brown paper bag and a giant trumpet like marijuana cigar for only the best of trippy highs.
Yo dawg, it's all good! I gots my forties and blunt cruisin down da screet in my impala sippin' forties, smokin' blunts clockin' slizuts and tappin' kizunts.
by Mattyboyee June 03, 2003
1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.
2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.
3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.
2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.
3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.
1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.
2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...
3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.
2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...
3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.
by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008
When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.
Hey honey, do you want to the mall? Nah, I gotta date with a case o' beer and my car upgrades. These aren't going to install themselves. You're always under you car! When are you going to spend time with me? Lowes before hos baby... Lowes before hos.
by mattyboyee October 02, 2008
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003