I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
Hey let's go to Costa Rica and hit the clam shacks. Buy lots of rubbers. Don't drink the water or eat the crab salad.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.
Hey honey, do you want to the mall? Nah, I gotta date with a case o' beer and my car upgrades. These aren't going to install themselves. You're always under you car! When are you going to spend time with me? Lowes before hos baby... Lowes before hos.
by mattyboyee January 18, 2009
African American party favors consisting of 40 ounce Olde English beer bottles typically wrapped in a brown paper bag and a giant trumpet like marijuana cigar for only the best of trippy highs.
Yo dawg, it's all good! I gots my forties and blunt cruisin down da screet in my impala sippin' forties, smokin' blunts clockin' slizuts and tappin' kizunts.
by Mattyboyee June 03, 2003
The unaired episode of Animal Planet featuring a well hung man squeezing the white venom out of his pet pocket cobra. A term usually defining the process of stimulating a cobra's fangs to produce venom in the hope of deriving an anti-venum. Milking the cobra aside from reptiles and solo wanking can also be achieved with a partner preferably with the opposite sex, but to each their own.
Last night I blinded me Julie when she was milking the cobra. He was angry and spat in her eye. She is in guarded, but stable condition.
by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006
Term describing cheese like funk found about the labia (pussy lips) and vulva (pussy) of a chick a.k.a. campbell crotch... not mm mm good...
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
A true african goddess, a hottie, bang material. Has a nice voice, but is certainly overrated. A real Wiva... wanna be diva
Ashanti may have side burns, but she's still hot and looks better than anything you've ever gotten for free or paid for.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003