by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Loo Lipton or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.
I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Loo Lipton, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.
by Mattyboyee October 14, 2008
1. Ass Blow Up - A rumbling prelude to a Boston Tea Party in the toilet felt in the lower intestinal region.
2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.
3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.
2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.
3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.
I had Hungry Howies for dinner last night and it gave me a bad case of ABU. It's more like Hungry Blowies. A real dis-ASSter.
by Mattyboyee June 07, 2007
1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.
2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.
3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.
2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.
3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.
1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.
2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...
3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.
2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...
3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.
by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008
When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.
Hey honey, do you want to the mall? Nah, I gotta date with a case o' beer and my car upgrades. These aren't going to install themselves. You're always under you car! When are you going to spend time with me? Lowes before hos baby... Lowes before hos.
by mattyboyee October 02, 2008