matty's definitions

Loveturd

A deposit of excrement left on the chest (above heart) of a lover

I left a steaming loveturd nestling on her bosom

by Matty October 27, 2003

Great Falls

Great Falls,Montana. Sure, its no Bozeman or Missoula when it comes to college towns, but we make it up with beer drinking and heart sinking.....How about that, Lash Laroux? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?

The only city in the US where drunk driving is an extreme sport!

by Matty July 9, 2004

bray

to chastise with the upmost of force

my tea was cold so i brayed my bird til she gipped

by Matty November 28, 2004

Autumn Leaves

Basically, it's shitting on people. Fairly obvious where it comes from, except these leaves don't crunch when you walk through them.

'Fuck..a leaf hit me right in the eye'

by Matty November 22, 2004

goose

Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.

"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"

by matty July 30, 2004

techno hippie

a modern version of the 60's stereotype, the techno hippie is left wing idealist,usually university educated, in a low income job, has multiple tattos, piercings and strange muilt-colured hair styles.

socially, the techno hippie attends out-door festivals and illegal rave parties, where large ammounts of drugs are consumed.
also spends much time playing computergames and surfing, both the net and waves.

the people who buy the disk from neo, at the beggining of the film 'matrix'

by matty June 19, 2004

Buzz Word

a new popular word or slang phrase for an ordinary occurence with a pre-defined description.

origional phrase " how cool was that"

buzz word: "how slammin was that!"

by matty July 5, 2005