matty's definitions

moob

An overly sized male breast.

"My god look at the moobs on him"

by matty July 30, 2004

goose

Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.

"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"

by matty July 30, 2004

mnaa

Word used where no words are really appropriate, needed, or if there is nothing else really to say. Word used to pass time in randomness.

"Do you want to go to the beach?"
"Mnaa"
"How are you feeling?"
"Mnaa"
"And did you enjoy your holidays?"
"Mnaa"

by matty July 30, 2004

chip

to go somewhere. e.g home

"Oi bois! Let's chip ennit"
"You gonna chip tescos?"

by matty March 16, 2005

gog

'Gog' person of north walian decent from the Welsh word 'Gogledd' as opposed to 'fuckwit' used to describe South Walians.

North or south Wales?
North.
Gog then?
yep, you?
Nope, from the south me, i'm a fuckwit.
too right you are

by Matty April 1, 2005

kunk

ANything you want it to mean preferably fuck or to light up a BOWL

kunk me kunk you kunk kunk kunk

by MATTY December 17, 2004

whackidextreous

1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.

kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.

by matty January 26, 2005