Like its four letter cousin but much more jocular, for use in non-serious but very annoying circumstances.
I just spilt coffee all over my keyboard, fell off my chair into a puddle of catsick and accidentally sent the text to my boss I was just writing to get out some feelings; fauuck. :(
by mattJ November 10, 2004
by Mattj April 17, 2016
by Mattj October 10, 2016
to masturbate without the aid of any pornography; no electronic devices/magazines which are not part of Amish culture
The power went out and my phone was dead so I had to Amish tug.
I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.
I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.
by Mattj March 02, 2015
by Mattj April 26, 2016
When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.
Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
by Mattj June 30, 2014