matt b's definitions

MTV

Music TeleVision.
A channel that now plays only reality shows that do not contain music, and are not real. Just like all the other reality shows, they are staged.
One gigant commercial trying to tell people that you are only worth living if you are hot, or can play music.

MTV is some mother fucking bull shit. It is not music.

by Matt b June 15, 2003

bfl

BOOKS FOR LIFE
bones and j-pop are in bfl.

BFL will kick the shit out of NASA

by matt b June 3, 2003

mourice

a gay faggit...fool whose gana get killed

yo mo ur a gay faggit ass loser

by Matt B March 25, 2005

Rintiddle

To trick someone into believing that a perfectly common household product, like salt or flour, is an illegal drug.

"Let's rintiddle Alex to help ease off his addiction to crack"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

Hippocrocadog

An extremely ugly female

That bird he pulled last night was a complete hippocrocadog

by Matt B January 8, 2004

PTFO

Peace the fuck out, use PTFO, instead of saying goodbye or see ya later. Mostly used online. Can also be used when angry

OK im outta here, PTFO

by Matt B May 6, 2005

LHS Marching Band

A large percent of Lassiter Highschool students who choose to spend their time walking around in a parkinglot getting yelled at.

student a: awesome we got a 9 to 9 this weekend.
student b: sweet!

by Matt B November 17, 2004