Izans

Group of people planning to take over the world.
Izans Rock...
by Matt December 05, 2003
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Tah-Poozie

When you mastuerbate to orgasim, and Poop at the same time.
After eating Taco Bell, and watching porn, it was the perfect time to Tah-Poozie
by Matt December 10, 2003
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Yonkers

Yonkers is not just some "ghetto north of the Bronx" that people think. 7/8 of Yonkers is not ghetto. In the east side, the outer borough waste stops at the city line and segues into a diverse, small-city atmosphere similar to that of the Bronx or Brooklyn when they were in their prime before the 1970s. The most heterogenous place in Westchester, Yonkers is almost seen as its own county. It is home to great Italian restaurants like Ferrara's and Valentino's, a wealth of Irish culture on McLean Avenue, and of course, Stew Leonard's and the signature racetrack. Definitely not a city to write off as "Bronx North" or just another Westchester suburb.
Though often less than picturesque, and with bad schools and a bad reputation and moderate crime in the southwest, there's nothing quite like it.
by Matt November 04, 2004
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analpirate

One who looks for the golden brown nuggets of love, normally a man, normally in the ass.
by matt March 28, 2003
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forbidden fruit

You know that really hot chick who won't seem to date anyone? She's forbidden fruit.
You know that chick who's quite prude? Her snatch is the forbidden fruit.
Damn, Lauren's so hot, but she's forbidden fruit.
by Matt August 09, 2004
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Ookie Dookie

A slang phrase made by two men in Fort Collins, Colorado, Matt Blake and Matt Grunau, specifically to make fun of stupid, nonsensical sounding street slang such as "Bling Bling" or "Shizzle Nizzle". Commonly coupled with the expletive "Motherf***er" to give the word "street-cred".
I was all up in hizzle sheezy and was like "Ookie Dookie, motherf***er!" and he started stepping.
by matt June 29, 2004
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Fire Crotch

When your crotch is on fire
My joint fell in my pubes, now I gots me a fire crotch
by Matt September 30, 2004
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