matt's definitions

clothes

Pieces of fabric shaped and stitched so that they may be worn on the body. Are increasingly becoming a symbol of social status.

Many people are being classified based on what kind of clothes they wear. You've probably done it, too.

by Matt March 25, 2005

Manj

Hanging out with women and not gettin any pussy. or Being a fucking pussy.

Billy said he didn't want to go out and drink because cause he was tired and his friends call him a manj.
or
Billy decided to hang out with his females friends... whut a fucking manj.

by Matt January 3, 2004

padoosh

The word to describe a young boy named Austin, that was on Barney. It also means to ejaculate out your rectum

Austin your such a padoosh

by Matt November 29, 2004

mineral

The pinnacle of emo bands. The band was formed in Austin, TX in the mid-1990s. Released 2 albums on crank! records: "The Power of Failing" and "End Serenading." Band members are
Chris Simpson - vocals/guitar
Jeremy Gomez - bass
Scott McCarver - guitar
Gabriel Wiley - drums
Broke up in 1998, shortly after releasing "End Serenading."

If you listen to Mineral you must be deep in the emo scene.

by Matt April 19, 2006

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by Matt July 28, 2008

YFDD

Abbreviation used in e-mails at Caremark. Stands for Your Funny Deb Dog.

Deborah: seriously...I can no longer have babies if that picture is for real. eewwww.

Alisa: YFDD!

by Matt March 24, 2005