blunt

A cut open cigar filled with some sort of narcotic.Usually Dope or Dro

Pass the blunt to the nigga on the left.

by Matt April 17, 2003

carvin

A music manufacturing company based in California. They make custom guitars and basses, as well as very good, yet low cost, amps. They can get away with selling all their products cheap because they only sell direct. Their amps and guitars are very underrated, but you take a gamble with their lower cost basses.

I own a Carvin amp and it sounds just like an Ampeg, but I payed much less than an Ampeg.

by Matt April 02, 2004

Fretard

Frigging Retard.

"You're such a fretard!!"

by matt October 11, 2003

Riese

Big cock

Riese, wanna fuck?

by Matt October 14, 2003

R.T.R.

Abbreviation for "Right Turn Retard". A Right Turn Retard is a driver who takes much too long making a right turn, thus needlessly blocking the right lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic. For similar left-turn phenomenon, see L.T.L..

Why can't this R.T.R. go just a little faster.

by Matt January 16, 2005

World Domination

1. See Microsoft
2. To own the world. Often used in the same sentence as Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Bill Gates, America, and George Bush

Microsoft is so huge we might as well give them the world, geez.

by Matt March 14, 2003

Carwash

when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.

I gave the girl last night a carwash.

by Matt August 26, 2005