flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 02, 2004

XeoMage

Refers to both the website www.xeomage.com, as well as the person that authors it.

I read a movie review on XeoMage. XeoMage hates Eyes Wide Shut and Battlefield Earth.

by Matt August 18, 2003

ass pumper

one who pumps men in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an ass pumper

by MATT April 10, 2003

Mind of Mencia

A crappy sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that was only made as a cheap replacement for Chapelle's Show. Granted Carlos Mencia's previous stand-up specials were hilarious, this show is simply horse shit.

Mind of Mencia sucks so much it makes me want to stab myself in the throat.

by Matt August 03, 2005

Carwash

when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.

I gave the girl last night a carwash.

by Matt September 20, 2005

bonquesha

bonquesha can also be a guy named jimmy who is gay ;)

he likes men. he's bonquesha

by Matt February 16, 2003

quarter pounder with mayo

a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds

i made a quarter pounder with mayo last night

by matt July 26, 2003