matt's definitions

pokey

one hot bitch you wanna poke

Damn look at that pokey1

by matt November 18, 2004

infest

to open your head up and see what's going on

We're going to infest. We're getting in you head

by Matt April 1, 2005

oober nerd

A supernerd. Relating to excessively nerdish behaviour usually when someone displays superior knowledge on a lame subject matter, such as Star Trek, Starwars etc

No one cares about the dilithiam crytals oobernerd!

by matt February 11, 2004

105312

Loser writen in l337

0/|/|6 y0u 105312!!

by Matt March 25, 2005

shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003

Wooh

A sign of excitement, used by hyperactive people and their friends. The correct spelling of woo. Must be applied in the appropriate manner otherwise people's heads get chopped off by the mad axe ladies of the south.

Grizzly, Jackaroo and Mr A were having a picnic. Suddenly Mr A turns around.
Mr A: My head just exploded.
Grizzly and Jackaroo: Wooh!

by Matt September 15, 2003

fetch

anything cool or awesome

"Man, that t-shirt is so fetch! Where can I get one?"

by Matt January 19, 2005