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fahorglingrads

The way that Coach Z of Homestarrunner.com pronounces fhqwgads.
Fahorglingrads just can't get enough of Strong Bad.
by Matt April 14, 2004
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calamazoo

"Aren't you the loser who fell down the stairs yesterday?"
"Calamazoo"
by matt June 25, 2004
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Thielism

1. An attained perception or state of mind by an individual where resulting activities would normally be construed as criminal or morally repugnant in the eyes of the opposite sex but instead is dismissed as acceptable or quasi normal behavior.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.
Dan offered a thielism to the world when he asked on his blog; "How does the taste of defeat taste?"

Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.
by Matt October 27, 2010
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jet ass

When you keep crapping liquid all day; really bad diarreah. Like Harry from Dumb and dumber.
Yo, my ass is raw cause i had jet ass all day!
by Matt April 9, 2004
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shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."
"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"
by Matt December 6, 2004
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shoes

Another word that is associated with "cool", "awesome", and "tight". Usually used to confuse others.
I really think that Brian is totally shoes!
by matt April 6, 2005
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buck rugly mcfugly

Describes the ugliest of uglies. Someone who was beaten repeatedly with the ugly stick.
"Eww! That girl isn't buck fugly, she's RUCK bugly mcfugly!
by matt October 23, 2003
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