Yonkers

NewYorkDude:
The ghetto north of the Bronx is Mount Vernon, not Yonkers.
Yonkers has a superiority complex over sister city Mount Vernon.
by Matt November 10, 2004
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covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.
I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed
by Matt July 18, 2003
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wos

Fredrick has a gay name. Whut a wos.
Dorothy has crabs that slut is a fucking wos.
by Matt January 04, 2004
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shadoingdoing

Penis, dick, cock, one-eyed monster, shmeckle, pecker, johnson.
Mary likes to play with Billy's shadoingdoing after school before her parents get home.

Ernest's mom caught him stroking his shadoingdoing while watching an episode of The View.
by Matt March 09, 2007
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(to) boyle

adj., verb; characterized by extreme laziness, nonchalance, and haughtiness, up to the extreme of skipping school for several months, or acting in this way
Dude, i totally boyled that test.
Did you study? No, I was up all night playing computer games.
by Matt February 11, 2005
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Pie Goddess

A female master of all things pie-related, whether it be the creation of, or consumption of pies.
"Nicole is an amazing blonde Pie Goddess"
by Matt December 09, 2003
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sitfuck

having sex while sitting down
Did you see that shit they were sitfucking while I was eating my sandwhich.
by Matt June 15, 2006
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