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civic

JESUS-FUCKING-CHRIST! It's just a car. Plain and simple. It's a car made by Honda Motors, Co, designed to be an inexpensive ECONOMY car. The DX, Value Package, and LX models have a 112 horsepower engine, the EX model has a 127 hp engine (2004 sedan models), and the Si model has a 160 hp engine (2004 model). It's not made for racing, it's made to be fuel-efficient, which it is. Practically every website that has the word "Civic" in it, be it here, a forum, or anywhere else, has this damn argument about whether Civics are good racing cars or not. NOBODY CARES! Most of you probably don't own a car anyway!
The first car I owned a 1989 Honda Civic Hatchback in about 2002-ish. I didn't race it once, but whenever I mentioned I owned a Civic, people didn't care what year it was - they automatically thought I raced and that I was a ricer. Yeah, like I'd race in a car that had a horsepower range of 68-72. I learned to drive a stick shift in that car, that's about it.
by Matt August 8, 2004
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cocksnogger

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis
Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger
by Matt February 29, 2004
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diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy
Bob has s**t his nappy again
by Matt March 4, 2005
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gay and lying

Any homosexual that has either not come out of the closet yet (ie, claiming to be straight) or is denying that they have in fact come out. Often used on message boards to convey dislike for a band, person, group, etc.
Limp Bizkit is gay and lying.

This thread is gay and lying.

Chris is gay and lying.
by matt August 17, 2006
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Adult Alternative

Form of soft rock that has more structure to it and is more catchy than regular soft rock. Usually has a much more "mature" sound than normal rock. Bands are usually played more on VH1 than MTV.

The musicians in these bands usually are in their 30s, dress quite modestly, and are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They just seem like people you'd run into at a grocery store.
Coldplay, Sting, Maroon 5, and bands similar to them.
by Matt April 30, 2005
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knuckle dragger

Reminiscent of the hunched over cave man, with his arms to the ground. An insult used against those of extremely low intelligence, or general stupidity.

Also see low brow
by Matt September 29, 2004
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m4

Short barreled butt hole blasting machine. Fires the extremely deadly 5.56mm round. Kills motherfuckers dead
"we drove by and hit his ass with the twin m4's, dropped 4 mags into his house and the bitch just strait blew the fuck up, it was crazy shit"
by matt June 20, 2003
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