matt's definitions

weapons

converse weapons. the shoe magic and bird used to use and its still worn by playas today

Check out them weapons. they match his jersey

by MaTT January 2, 2005

jersey shore

Where people go to cheat on their boyfriends/girlfriends etc. A place of no moral grounding. It's not called a beach cause trash gets washed ashore. For example: Jersey Girls. To take part in the Jersey Shore experience pretend you can't read, get a jailhouse build, wear wifebeaters everyday, spend the off season in tanning salons, wear two pounds of gel in your hair, talk about how much you hate black people, but party to music created by black people, make sure you can borrow mommy/daddy's car, wear cheap jewelery. If confused, watch Growing up Gotti.

Duhhhhh, I'm going to the shore to get my std

by Matt February 7, 2005

presidential debate

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

by matt November 20, 2004

sheep hair

When a girls cunt is extremely hairy

Erin's sheep hair looked like steel wool.

by Matt September 30, 2003

4:20

Time for pot

It's 420, grab my bong jonathon jim jack joe

by Matt July 8, 2003

bo

jack ass tha steals your date at a dance goes out with her and treats her like shit, and acts liek he gets laid when he can only get action from his hand

screw u bo.

by matt December 27, 2003

Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005