matt's definitions

urban dictionary user

Someone who posts definitions on this site. There are two types of UD Users that I've noticed:
1) The user who tries very hard to post an unbiased opinion and not to take sides.
2) The user who is a complete and total douche and only posts insulting, vulgar, and downright rude definitions. These are also the users who flame like there's no tomorrow, band together to try to remove definitions that they don't agree with, and tend to have small dicks. In short, the users that are ruining this site.

Of the two users, the latter are the reason I resort to wikipedia more than here.

by Matt August 5, 2005

Creshendo

when a man's penis is hard and he is ejackulating sperm

Holy Shit, look at that guys creshendo!

by Matt November 22, 2003

hilary duff

a very hot,young woman with great talents in everything she does. whoever doesnt like her is just jealous because shes better than all of you low-lives.

"look its hilary duff! wut a hottie!"

by Matt April 20, 2005

1337

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven

(i do know the true meaning)

guy: i am 1337!!
me: you're a number??

by matt March 3, 2005

comedy pyramid

A game played on the radio where callers ring up on the topic at hand and try and have the funniest quip.

by matt October 22, 2003

gufaffel

To laugh. A mixture of the words Guffaw and Laff.

by matt September 4, 2003

Cyber Whores

whores that fuck up anything electronical, particularily computers in internet realated situations. Can only be destroyed by kicking them in the cunts and saying the magical work WAZZOO!

*Computer Breaks* AHH I HATE THOSE DAMN CYBER WHORES

by Matt January 4, 2004