penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 13, 2005

froglidite

a small frog-like creature, that is a puta, or a lil bitch.

Eric Gudzinas is the original froglidite

by matt April 14, 2004

HiZoWnEd

A bigger version of being owned

<Kid> I'm owning this guy!
<Other Kid> Nt as much as I HiZoWnEd this guy!!

by Matt March 31, 2005

wounded pirate

another term for an angry pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."

by Matt September 02, 2004

knuckle nuts

getting hit in the balls

Trever asked Bob to hit him in the balls for pleasure.

by Matt August 28, 2003

diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy

Bob has s**t his nappy again

by Matt March 05, 2005

Shocks

1.Huge tits, with lots of clevage.
2.Lots of plastic in them tits.

Damn, shes got some nice shocks

by matt November 29, 2004