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oralgummy

The ancient Chinese art of having a toothless crack hoe perform oral sex on you.
I got great oralgummy from this crack hoe.
by Matt March 26, 2004
mugGet the oralgummymug.

sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car
my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast
by matt May 14, 2003
mugGet the sprintedmug.

mija

from a mixed blood guy from central pa


mi, ja

my understanding

(is not that different from urs)
hey mija,

u remind me, daughter, that understanding is like the air i breathe and the water i drink........how could i deny anyone this
by matt April 15, 2004
mugGet the mijamug.

Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"
Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva
by Matt December 28, 2007
mugGet the Swollen Vulvamug.

ummagumma

Ummagumma.

British slang?

(also, Name of a Pink Floyd Album)

Ummagumma was a slang term for having sex. And of course Rock and Roll was originally slang for having sex as well. So, if you look at it that way, the album Ummagumma could simply mean Rock and Roll.
by Matt March 3, 2004
mugGet the ummagummamug.

boondoggles

Clear glass spectacles or glasses used to improve vision.
What are you blind? Put your boondoggles on!
by Matt November 24, 2004
mugGet the boondogglesmug.

Xtremelyhcman

Hardcore person,animal or alien. They often attack at will during a wrestling match and also fight dirty.
That guy is an Xtremelyhcman.
by Matt December 3, 2006
mugGet the Xtremelyhcmanmug.

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