matt's definitions

guh

a word that expresses confusion. or annoyance

guh! i cant find it!

guh?

by Matt July 13, 2004

shit talk

Well come on you can't figure it out?

Saying shit and other words like it useing a lot of slang usually a combination of the two defines shit talk.

Her son has no chance of keeping the family's reputation going to public school with all that shit talk.

by Matt April 8, 2005

C rag

a term used to describe your girlfriends bitchy attitude

damn kristin was being such a fucking c rag today i wanted to slap the bitch in the face

by matt October 26, 2003

goosh goosh

1. An euphemism for sex.
2. An acknowledgment that you would like to have sex with an individual usually made by turning to the person and motioning with your hand and saying 'goosh goosh' or better yet turning away and motioning to your friends in reference to an individual.

Greg - "Goosh goosh!"
(motioning towards hot blonde)
Aaron - "Yeah, I'd tap that"
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Magda - "Let's goosh goosh"
Matt - "OK"

by Matt July 23, 2007

pigfish

A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.

Get out of my fucking face, pigfish: you make me sick!

by Matt March 15, 2005

bluppet

A blowjob from a puppet.

Kermit The Frog gives a great bluppet!

by Matt September 24, 2003

put down to sleep

A word or phrase people think of to avoid the truth, that "putting someone/thing down to sleep" is simply killing.

"Put down to sleep" is almost always used in the meaning of giving a pet animal a shot which will kill them, in order to put it out of its misery of a fatal sickness.

See also: abortion, silence

I guess we have to ki-- *cough* I mean, put our dog down to sleep, cuz it has SARS.

by Matt May 9, 2003