matt's definitions

fun juice

the process of male gential explodsion

Wow ... that kid's gotta lot of Fun juice

by Matt July 23, 2006

carne enchada

carne enchada- mexican term for swollen meat Ask one of your friends if the want tacos of carne enchada

My friend wanted tacos of carne guisada but I bought her tacos of carne enchada instead.

by matt January 16, 2005

Slezak

A prestigious surname with its roots from the Czech Republic

The Slezak family comes from high nobility and includes ingenious members.

by Matt November 24, 2003

dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.

I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.

by Matt October 13, 2004

Wuhspotch

Erick is a crackwhore.

Erick is such a cum blizzard wuhspotch!

by Matt March 9, 2004

Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.

Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"

by Matt March 2, 2005

carvin

A music manufacturing company based in California. They make custom guitars and basses, as well as very good, yet low cost, amps. They can get away with selling all their products cheap because they only sell direct. Their amps and guitars are very underrated, but you take a gamble with their lower cost basses.

I own a Carvin amp and it sounds just like an Ampeg, but I payed much less than an Ampeg.

by Matt April 2, 2004