matt's definitions

cars that bounce

Used by hip-hop artists as a trademark. A sign of coolness.

"i can get you anything you want. Gold chains, supermodels, cars that bounce..."

by matt October 20, 2003

Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005

bread

food

lets eat bread

by Matt January 19, 2003

Geech

The area between a guys ball sack and asshole; taint

Your geech is really sweaty

by Matt November 14, 2003

kant

German philosopher born in the 1720s. Kant creatively synthesized the theories of the empiricists and the rationalists, and thus concluded that our perceptions of time and space are based on synthetic a priori knowledge.

Kant deduced the categorical imperative-- the non-consequentialist moral theory that states we should only act in ways that can be universalized-- from his theory that humans are the only agents of pure reason.

Immanuel Kant was a pretty smart dude.

by Matt May 22, 2004

period

the time of the monthe when gurls get bitchy beyond belief and scream at everything that moves.

all of my female friends get their period at the same time. so for a week out of the month, every1s pissed at each other. its really gay...

by matt January 24, 2005

ginity

Short for virginity. Non-sexual, but in reference to doing something for the first time

"I gotta bust the ginity on this bag of chips"

"Jon went to take the ginity of his new video camera."

by Matt June 19, 2005