pig

A four legged animal that produces all kinds of great meats... ham... bacon... pork roll

Look at that pig.

by Matt January 12, 2004

conploy

Conploy means 'to employ someone with the intention of firing them'. Its etymology comes from 'con', meaning a rip off or scam and 'ploy', the ending of the word 'employ' on which this word is based.

(Source and origin: www.insidereality.net/index.php?itemid=281)

"I can't believe he conployed you"
"I was conployed"

by Matt April 22, 2005

timbergay

Less gay than Simmonsgay, but more gay than Regisgay. See the gay-o-meter

Eww! You listen to justin timbergay?

by matt February 11, 2004

dickin'

To dilly-dally around immediately before leaving a location while withholding others from doing so.

"Yo, Mike's dickin'?"

by matt April 19, 2004

pack

v. To eat lots of absorbant foods such as bread and pancakes and drink lots of water before you go drinking. Packing gives you the ability to drink more in one night and helps prevent the severity of a hangover, or just prevent the hangover all together.

Johnny packed before he drank and is hangover-free!

by Matt February 21, 2005

salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 10, 2004

Fo' shizzle ma nizzle

1. For Sure, My Nigga'. Commonly played out by snoop dog and other rap artists. Found Irefuetably aggravating for the southern , blue collared working class, white american.

Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle, lez go smokkee some weedz

by matt June 08, 2004