matt's definitions

hot lunch

to recieve a turd from another human.

my friend nick is gagging for a hot lunch from a moose named trudi.

by matt October 21, 2003

religion

A strong belief and following in a higher/supreme being. Many follow a strict code of moral conduct which can vary from religion to religion. A very sensative subject to most people. One of the main causes of war and violence. If you want to piss someone off very fast, attack their religion.

Famous examples include the Jesuites vs. the Japanese in the 14th century and modern Christians vs. everyone else.

by Matt August 9, 2005

Dr. Pepper

1) Excellent carbonated beverage.
2) Excellent mix drink.

1) Open can and drink.
2) See directions:
A) One scotch glass of Budweiser.
B) One shot glass of Rum.
C) Drop shot glass in scotch glass.
D) Bottom's up.
E) Enjoy the alcoholic beverage that tastes exactly like the carbonated beverage.

by Matt July 19, 2004

-ish

1.) A suffix that makes any word or phrase more vauge.

2.) The ultimate generality, lacking any specificity or meaning whatsoever.

1.) Lets meet around 9-ish

2.) ...Ish?

by Matt June 15, 2004

yo chee

a chigger (chinese nigger) trying to say, "yo g" as in "yo gangster"

yo chee i fuh in kih ya in a pee peeh!
(yo g i will fukin kill you)

by matt June 30, 2003

Harfunus

The most awesome thing ever conceived. It radiates success and complete victory. Loves to destroy everyone.

Oh my god! Harfunus is destroying all of the children! He is so awesome, lets give him money!

by Matt March 2, 2004

scuzzlebutt

the ass of an unknown creature or a girl wit a dirty asshole.

yo that bitch had the worst scuzzlebutt.

by MatT May 13, 2005