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sexah

thats what my gf meaghan is..and toni is jealous cuz she says im gay for talking about meaghan so much..scroll down on that page..she's chocolate ahahahah
Meaghan is so damn freakin sexah!
by matt July 24, 2003
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Mope

1 Being sad, Pouting, Feeling Sorry For Yourself

2 What i do when the sluts raise their prices :(

3 A song by the Bloodhound gang that is retarded in a good way kuz its random and sings about the weirdest things and features Pac Man on Crack
1 Pussy: Waaa she dumped me :(
Me: Thats what you get for
asking her if she has AIDS

2 SHIT 5 BUCKS HIGHER? AGAIN?

3 Tried to O.D. On the COLD-EEZE
Golden Girls Got Me Sweatin To
The Oldies
by Matt September 27, 2004
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philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.
Do philosophy, dipshit.
by Matt May 26, 2004
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runescape

MMORPG in which the user must make his avatar perform difficult and/or borring tasks. eg. dragonslaying, mining 10,000 coal, fishing trout, ect. again and again and again. often captures the user soul with its mind captivating powers. almost as addicting as crack, heroine and acid....... put together. CBC has started running adds to warn children of the dangers of playing runescape. The surgeon general is currently formulating a warning that will be desplayed on all runescape site and parafanalia.
Scene- mother and son in car driving down the road.....
30 secounds pass.
"another missed oppurtunity to talk to your kids about runescape."
by matt May 5, 2005
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nub

"That guy is a nub" Although if he ever saw me in reality he'd beat my ass with a bottle of syrup
by Matt March 5, 2004
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wtfm8

dude, watch this....

WTFM8!!!?!
by matt January 29, 2005
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Fassi

A spelling of fassy that seems to be used more and mroe in the UK.
What the fuck you looking at Fassi-ole?! you'll get blapsed in your eye.
by Matt July 8, 2004
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