Definitions by matt

Saaked 

To promote something. Talk something up and then not follow through with it. To let people down

Arsenal saaked themselves out of the treble this year

Saaked by Matt May 7, 2004

cockgnome 

a small man that no one likes and is just a plain dickhead

Pano is such a fucking cockgnome, what a dumb cunt. i hate that little cockgnome so much

cockgnome by Matt May 6, 2004

cockmo 

a Straight man, who has a homosexual penis

"Jenny really wants to fuck you, too bad you're a cockmo."

cockmo by Matt May 5, 2004

waladinger

A really cool person. A pimp

Matt Is a waladinger

waladinger by Matt May 4, 2004

bar rat 

A person that goes to a bar 5 to 7 times per week yet is not an alcoholic. Also hardly ever works 40 hrs / week yet complains of never having money and goes to counseling for depression, mainly caused by lack of money.

That bar rat only worked 10 hours this week, had to miss a half day of work for counseling, has creditors calling everyday, yet is going to party at the bar tonight... WTF!

bar rat by Matt May 1, 2004

vlo 

Three letter abbreviation known to slackers for many reasons, few examples

1. Increase chance for a larger welfare check / more food stamps.

2. Give more time to bar rat.

3. Give more time to chuck haga

4. Give more time to shave 5 o'clock shadow so it is less visible tomorrow.

Please see bar rat and chuck haga @ urbandictionary.com

That bitch takes a VLO every day and still affords to bar rat! How is that possible??? Oh.. Welfare!

vlo by Matt May 1, 2004

Tear Jerker 

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.

Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.

Tear Jerker by Matt April 30, 2004