matt's definitions

quarter pounder with mayo

a anorexic skank after you have rooted her with no rubber so she has cum dripping out of her slit, looks like the hamburger from mac Ds

i made a quarter pounder with mayo last night

by matt July 26, 2003

pokey

one hot bitch you wanna poke

Damn look at that pokey1

by matt November 18, 2004

infest

to open your head up and see what's going on

We're going to infest. We're getting in you head

by Matt April 1, 2005

the clap

gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra

Ugh, dude you have the clap!

by Matt January 5, 2004

camaro

A sweet ride. Often red.

Hey, check out that sweet camaro!

by Matt June 19, 2005

Yi

That asian kid who plays counterstrike for hours on end and still knows enough to help u cheat in every subject.

Goddamit Yi. You friggin asians know everything.

by matt March 31, 2005

sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone

As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap

by Matt July 23, 2003