matt's definitions

octoponnypussy

a girl that is stingy in that region of her body

that girl has an octoponnypussy

by matt May 30, 2003

Audioslave

A kick-ass band made up of ex-rage rage against the machine members and soundgarden's Chris Cornell

rage rocked hard, but audioslave rock harder!!

by matt May 20, 2003

Atkinson-crazy

A word used to describe a person who is not just crazy but beyond crazy. Derived from a math teacher who has went insane but is still teaching.

Person A: Wow, that chic is fucking crazy as hell.

Person B: shit yeah, she's Atkinson-crazy like a motherfucker

Person A: thats sad

by Matt April 30, 2005

bullet ballet

Any John Woo film, The Killer, A Better Tomorrow, etc.

Woo is the master of the bullet ballet.

by matt December 15, 2004

Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by Matt December 5, 2003

chickflickalicious

1. (A.) Said of a movie which is almost exclusively designed for females. See chick flick. Used in a negative connotation.

Man, my girlfriend conned me into seeing "Mona Lisa Smile"...it was totally chickflickalicious!

by Matt January 15, 2005

Idaho Shake

To take a shit on one leg and with the other leg dip your foot in the shit and smear all over someones face

Im going to pull an idaho skae on yur ass

by matt January 14, 2004