matrixbadger's definitions

Shredder Pecker

Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"

Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!

Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!

by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

Chodney

A short, fat man/boy. Basically a fat dwarf. Often hairy and unattractive.

Eric Cartman is a chodney.

by matrixbadger May 30, 2009

Wedding Speech Game

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Wedding Speech Game!

by matrixbadger July 27, 2009

Deceased (noun)

From the verb "To give someone a deceased". This is where you insult someone by shouting the name of one of their dead relatives - a very harsh insult used only when extremely provoked.

Uses of deceased (noun):

Scott: Seriously Tom was bugging the shit out of me last night
Andy: What did you do?
Scott: I gave the fucker a deceased

Tom: Scott you are such a lanky prick
Scott: Shut the fuck up SUE!
Andy: Oooh! You just got given a deceased!

by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

brick hard

Same as well 'ard, rock hard. Used to describe someone who is likely to come out victorious in a combat situation. Also used to boost one's ego.
Pronounced "brick 'ard"

Phil: Hey, what is he doing?
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!

Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard

by matrixbadger December 31, 2007

Chodney Ripple

A section of flab on the stomach of a chodney. Also known as a spare tire. A veritable insult in its own right.

Bunny: Scott you're a lanky prick!
Scott: Fuck off, you chodney ripple!

by matrixbadger May 30, 2009

Shred Pixie

A slim girl with an ugly face.

Phil could only see the girl from behind and was suitably impressed, until she turned around and he realised that she was a total shred pixie

by matrixbadger July 19, 2009