Same as well 'ard, rock hard. Used to describe someone who is likely to come out victorious in a combat situation. Also used to boost one's ego.
Pronounced "brick 'ard"
Pronounced "brick 'ard"
Phil: Hey, what is he doing?
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!
Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!
Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard
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Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!
Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!
Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!
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by matrixbadger May 30, 2009
Get the Chodney Ripple mug.Phil was walking down the street and caught sight of a little boy, he noticed he was somewhat of a fat little fuck... a real cake chaser.
by matrixbadger July 31, 2009
Get the Cake Chaser mug.Phil could only see the girl from behind and was suitably impressed, until she turned around and he realised that she was a total shred pixie
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Phil: Have you seen Dave walking?
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet
Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet
Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!
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When all the problems one inadvertently causes come back to haunt them.
When all the problems one inadvertently causes come back to haunt them.
Example 1:
Phil: WTF? You just spilt my pint, you muppet!
Jonathan: Sorry, I'm having a curb moment
Example 2:
*Woman slaps Phil*
Phil: Shit, I'm having a curb moment today. I didn't mean to offend her
Phil: WTF? You just spilt my pint, you muppet!
Jonathan: Sorry, I'm having a curb moment
Example 2:
*Woman slaps Phil*
Phil: Shit, I'm having a curb moment today. I didn't mean to offend her
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