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Chodney

A short, fat man/boy. Basically a fat dwarf. Often hairy and unattractive.
Eric Cartman is a chodney.
by matrixbadger May 30, 2009
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Deceased (noun)

From the verb "To give someone a deceased". This is where you insult someone by shouting the name of one of their dead relatives - a very harsh insult used only when extremely provoked.
Uses of deceased (noun):

Scott: Seriously Tom was bugging the shit out of me last night
Andy: What did you do?
Scott: I gave the fucker a deceased

Tom: Scott you are such a lanky prick
Scott: Shut the fuck up SUE!
Andy: Oooh! You just got given a deceased!
by matrixbadger February 16, 2009
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Brewjob

Having to put one's mouth over the top of a newly-opened beer bottle/can in order to prevent overflow. Looks quite like a clumsy blowjob, hence the name.
My beer started to froth up, so I had to give in and give it a brewjob.
by matrixbadger October 18, 2009
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farting cockroach

Slang for moped, used to describe the sound made by a moped and other small vehicles, that seems to sound like a cockroach farting - if indeed cockroaches do fart.
*Chav drives past on moped*
Person 1: Oh look, a farting cockroach
by matrixbadger December 31, 2007
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Astrix

Possibly a mis-spelling of Asterix, however it is also the stage name of Avi Shmailov - an Israeli Psytrance artist who reached #18 on the DJ mag "Top 100 DJs" in 2007. He is one of the top Israeli trance artists out there, and his badass music gets any dance floor crowded within seconds.
Adam: Phil, what are you listening to?
Phil: Astrix, it's awesome!
by matrixbadger February 21, 2009
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Mr Poostripes

A really smelly, runny shit. Named "Poostripes" because of his messy and diarrhoea-like qualities.
Phil: Holy shit! I just took a messy dump!
Adam: Let's call him Mr Poostripes!
by matrixbadger February 17, 2009
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Tricia Helfer

The smoking-hot Canadian actress who plays Number 6 in the re-imagined series of Battlestar Galactica.
Tricia Helfer is hot.
by matrixbadger February 17, 2009
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