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Possibly a mis-spelling of Asterix, however it is also the stage name of Avi Shmailov - an Israeli Psytrance artist who reached #18 on the DJ mag "Top 100 DJs" in 2007. He is one of the top Israeli trance artists out there, and his badass music gets any dance floor crowded within seconds.
by matrixbadger February 21, 2009
Get the Astrix mug.The smoking-hot Canadian actress who plays Number 6 in the re-imagined series of Battlestar Galactica.
by matrixbadger February 17, 2009
Get the Tricia Helfer mug.Used to describe someone who walks strangely, like someone with pingu feet. Offensive as it accuses the other person of being retarded, and acting like it.
Phil: Have you seen Dave walking?
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet
Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet
Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!
by matrixbadger February 19, 2009
Get the Crumpet Feet mug.When everything goes wrong for one day, from the HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" - the adventures of Larry David, where he is constantly getting himself into shit.
When all the problems one inadvertently causes come back to haunt them.
When all the problems one inadvertently causes come back to haunt them.
Example 1:
Phil: WTF? You just spilt my pint, you muppet!
Jonathan: Sorry, I'm having a curb moment
Example 2:
*Woman slaps Phil*
Phil: Shit, I'm having a curb moment today. I didn't mean to offend her
Phil: WTF? You just spilt my pint, you muppet!
Jonathan: Sorry, I'm having a curb moment
Example 2:
*Woman slaps Phil*
Phil: Shit, I'm having a curb moment today. I didn't mean to offend her
by matrixbadger February 19, 2009
Get the Curb Moment mug.Same as well 'ard, rock hard. Used to describe someone who is likely to come out victorious in a combat situation. Also used to boost one's ego.
Pronounced "brick 'ard"
Pronounced "brick 'ard"
Phil: Hey, what is he doing?
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!
Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard
Chav 1: Don't mess, he's brick hard!
Jenny: Wow! How did you do that?
Phil: Oh you know me, I'm brick 'ard
by matrixbadger December 31, 2007
Get the brick hard mug.Phil was walking down the street and caught sight of a little boy, he noticed he was somewhat of a fat little fuck... a real cake chaser.
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