Sleep Gagnea

When a woman wakes up in the middle of the night because u've jammed your ram rod down her throat.

Patient: Hey Doc I can't sleep at night I think I have sleep gagnea.
Doctor: Did you say sleep apnea?
Patient: No gagnea, you know when a man wakes up a woman in the middle of the night with his schwansenstugger.

by Mark86 February 22, 2009

spermicide

noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.

Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.

by mark86 March 05, 2007

optical titlusion

When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.

Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?

Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.

by mark86 March 06, 2009

masteurdate

noun. when one takes oneself out on a date in which the ultimate prize is masteurbation.

I had such a good masteurdate last night, I got about 5mL of proof if you dont believe me.

by mark86 March 05, 2007

toyght

adj. The dutch version of tight

You have a toyght body, I can tell from toyght pants, toyght like toyger.

by mark86 March 05, 2007

Bear Trap

A bra, for a girl who has massive boobs (like DD+), with multiple hook fastners in the back.

Did you see the size of her babalons; I can't believe those mogambos are natural, she must need a bear trap to restrain them.

by mark86 February 22, 2009

japanese fire drill

noun. When a man lubes up his cock with wasabi before fucking a woman.

I gave her such an intense japanese fire drill she had to pour milk down her flange.

by mark86 March 05, 2007