mark's definitions

twank

to bang

I twanked your sister yesterday

by Mark September 21, 2003

ennngh

ENNNGH! ennngh ennngh

That was weird! ennngh.

by Mark July 15, 2004

conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.

by Mark August 17, 2004

swallog

Swallow my big hog.

Brendan wants to swallog me.

by Mark March 11, 2003

Cream

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) To become excited

1. A guy's cream
2. To cream onself, "I was so excited I creamed my pants"

by Mark June 24, 2004

Cuntlips

Someone who has lips that are similar to vaginal lips

Shannon has cuntlips

by Mark November 25, 2003

Twatting Around

To mess around in a childish manner

Fancy Twatting around with some bangers

by Mark December 7, 2003