mark's definitions

T.U.F.T.

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

by mark February 16, 2005

woo

Half way to "woot". Similar to "whoopy" and "I don't care".

Messenger Conversation
Person A: "I'm back."
Person B: "Woo!" (meaning "so what?")

by Mark May 13, 2005

birdo

A pink dinosaur with a bow, originating from Mario Bros. 2. Birdo is actually a guy, as stated from the instruction manual.

Dammit, I'm always stuck with birdo and Waluigi in Double Dash!

by Mark February 17, 2005

grape

to rape someone by putting a couple of fingers up into her and rubbing her g-spot until she cums, usually while a couple of other guys are holding her in place.

I graped Sally while Mike and Dave held her. She was like embarrassed to tears at how hard she came.

by Mark May 13, 2005

rims that keep spinning when you stop

What a moron calls spinners (rims that are in two parts with one attached by ball bearins so they keep moving after the wheel itself has stopped).

Guy 1:Wow, that thugs got some phat rims that keep spinning when you stop.
Guy 2: They are called spinners you asshole.
Guy 1: I hate my life

by Mark February 23, 2005

giner

An abbreviated form of Vagina. Usually used by men to emasculate other men.

Wipe your giner.

What's the matter? Giner hurt?

Is your giner bleeding dood?

by Mark May 13, 2005

Twink

A word describing someone who cheats in an Online Roleplay fight.

Furcadia character 1: "You can't kill me dude! I'm a demon.
Furcadia character 2: "Dude c'mon, stop being a twink you can't be immortal!

by Mark February 24, 2005