mark's definitions

shaggrophobia

An irrational fear of out of doors intercourse.

No! Cedric. I said no! Your gonna have to ram your turgid-love-rocket up my puckered rosebud right here and now!I ain't doin'it outdoors and that's final!

by Mark November 24, 2003

cryptic

short for wordcrypticharrasser/word

by Mark November 8, 2003

pottymouth

Someone who can't utter a sentence without the excessive use of swearwords. Not attractive.

Tarindu - Hey Geraldine, this is a fucking great party eh? What is fucking Thanksgiving anyway? Really that's fucked up? Shut it Mark you fucker!

Geraldine - You're such a pottymouth!

by Mark November 27, 2003

sigga

Nigga for white people.

Yo siggas, whats up???

by Mark May 13, 2005

duct

to apply duct tape to

From Megas XLR

When in doubt, duct it.

by Mark August 22, 2004

Elspethalofogus

Derived from the word "Elspeth."

That girl has an attention span of a goldfish, she's definately an Elspethalofogus.

by mark August 31, 2004

haggot

Brandon Quessy, or a person not liked by any with a hairy mole and red hair.

That haggot is a firebush.

by Mark March 7, 2004