mark's definitions

Tittastic

Something truly amazing.

Amanda, that blowjob was really tittastic.

by Mark March 22, 2005

saberslash

A noun or adjective describing a person, usually male and under the age of 18, who is quasi-suicidal because mom asked him to clean his room. He holds his friends hostage with his unending threats of self-termination, and maintains a LiveJournal into which he posts some truly hideous poetry. He is only truly happy when he is sad and when all his friends have been driven away by the imaginary black clouds over his head.

current music: Linkin Park - In the End
current mood: depressed

I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~

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You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody

by Mark March 25, 2005

sickcunt

Awesome person
often used sarcastically

Australian Word

"John reckons he's such a sickcunt"

by Mark March 25, 2005

hawthorne heights

This is a band that is probably the best not a fuckin joke its A+++++++ buy their cd silence in black and white

wow hawthorne heights rules...NO SHIT WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL U...sorry man i didnt believe u until i got off my fuckin ass and bought their cd...ROCK ON!!!!!

by Mark March 30, 2005

john

a person who uses the services of a prostitute

Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse

by Mark September 9, 2006

markilate

Seriously soiling your bed sheets with random late night food.

Sharting excluded.

Oh crap, I markilated my sheets with that stupid chocolate pudding last night.

by Mark March 31, 2005

stingl

To rip someone a new one from your holier-than-thou throne of judgement while thinking you are helping them.

Nice work Dave, you totally stingled her ass last night at Tim Horton's.

by Mark March 31, 2005