top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

Sensi

Weed. An awesome song by Long Beach Dub Allstars

Lets smoke sum Sensi!

by Mark May 07, 2005

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

by Mark November 25, 2003

spankavision

rent a porn movies on hotel networks

good business trip, hotel had excellent spankavision

by mark January 08, 2004

yapo

an addicting drug that once you do it , you get hooked for life and smoke some every minute. Also a buttfucking person whos a fancy crapo. A fudge packer.

look at that yapo

by mark December 12, 2003

BUMPING TITTIES

fighting

by Mark April 15, 2003