pottymouth

Someone who can't utter a sentence without the excessive use of swearwords. Not attractive.

Tarindu - Hey Geraldine, this is a fucking great party eh? What is fucking Thanksgiving anyway? Really that's fucked up? Shut it Mark you fucker!

Geraldine - You're such a pottymouth!

by Mark November 27, 2003

cryptic

short for wordcrypticharrasser/word

by Mark November 08, 2003

umpa lumpa

useless fat annoying bitch

my mates mother in law that cant walk properly

by Mark July 31, 2004

making out

Swaping spit with another person and having each others tongues moving all over the place in each other's mouth and carassing each other.

I was making out with my girlfriend last night and she loved it....oooohhh ya.

by Mark May 13, 2005

haggot

Brandon Quessy, or a person not liked by any with a hairy mole and red hair.

That haggot is a firebush.

by Mark March 07, 2004

shaggrophobia

An irrational fear of out of doors intercourse.

No! Cedric. I said no! Your gonna have to ram your turgid-love-rocket up my puckered rosebud right here and now!I ain't doin'it outdoors and that's final!

by Mark November 24, 2003

top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.

We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy

by Mark May 02, 2003