mantis_shrimp's definitions

todd

A slang term for an extremely large, black dildo, covered in sparkles. Can be used to confuse people.

Person 1:My mom stuck todd in her ass last night
Person 2: what the fuck

by mantis_shrimp May 8, 2018

nuttooth

when a dude gets hit in the balls and every other dude in the room feels it

"Yeah, Joe got kicked in the balls and I got a nuttooth connection"

by mantis_shrimp February 21, 2020

dog whistle

a secret whistle used by dogs so they can identify each other as members of the cool whistling dog club

*dog whistle*
ayy it's Fido! Those scones you brought to the last meeting were bomb!

by mantis_shrimp August 3, 2020