mantis_shrimp's definitions

dog whistle

a secret whistle used by dogs so they can identify each other as members of the cool whistling dog club

*dog whistle*
ayy it's Fido! Those scones you brought to the last meeting were bomb!

by mantis_shrimp August 3, 2020

Pothole Fix

when your car is making a strange noise, you hit a pothole, and it goes away. Pothole fix.

car: whirrrrrrr clank bop
pothole: I gotcha fam. I'll pothole fix you
*kachunk*
*Silence*

by mantis_shrimp April 29, 2019

todd

A slang term for an extremely large, black dildo, covered in sparkles. Can be used to confuse people.

Person 1:My mom stuck todd in her ass last night
Person 2: what the fuck

by mantis_shrimp May 8, 2018