mantis_shrimp's definitions

dog whistle

a secret whistle used by dogs so they can identify each other as members of the cool whistling dog club

*dog whistle*
ayy it's Fido! Those scones you brought to the last meeting were bomb!

by mantis_shrimp August 3, 2020

Ugandan Chungus

"Ugandan Chungus" means "I'm a fucking retard" in every language.

Me: hi
Retard: ugandan chungus lol
me, writing on clipboard: severely mentally disabled, belongs in insane asylum

by mantis_shrimp March 15, 2019

Pothole Fix

when your car is making a strange noise, you hit a pothole, and it goes away. Pothole fix.

car: whirrrrrrr clank bop
pothole: I gotcha fam. I'll pothole fix you
*kachunk*
*Silence*

by mantis_shrimp April 29, 2019