10 definition by mantis_shrimp

when your car is making a strange noise, you hit a pothole, and it goes away. Pothole fix.

car: whirrrrrrr clank bop
pothole: I gotcha fam. I'll pothole fix you
*kachunk*
*Silence*

by mantis_shrimp April 29, 2019

A pfart happens when you're taking a whiz and you fart, therefore releasing a high pressure piss stream.

*peeing*
PFART
SPLASH

by mantis_shrimp April 10, 2019

When someone states that you are in fact straight when you are not.

Bob: I know John is straight
John: I just got reverse outed

by mantis_shrimp January 14, 2019