39 definitions by maninboulder
The act of turning off the ringer on your phone and telling the your family, friends and employer that you are out of town (even though you are not), just to get some peace and quiet, and freedom from hassle.
John asks, "What the hell happen to Farquar, I have not heard from him in over a week?" Julie, replies, "He said he was leaving town on a camping trip, but I think he is still in town and is just Gone Stealth."
by maninboulder August 11, 2010
The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.
George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."
by maninboulder April 14, 2010
Self-pleasuring or masturbating. Also known as 'beating the bishop.' The term is believed to have origins in the Catholic seminary, but could have originated in the Vatican.
I am hornier than a three-peckered toad....if I don't get layed pretty soon, you are going to find me 'flogging the pope'
by maninboulder September 30, 2005
The act by the head of a criminal organization in abandoning co-conspirators to fend for themselves in RICO criminal proceedings.
Diaper Don has once again shown he cares only for himself, by Cutting the Chesebro, and abandoning his co-conspirators.
by maninboulder August 25, 2023
by maninboulder October 5, 2005
Attending Reed College will increase my propensity to get laid, while attending The Citadel will decrease said propenisty.
by maninboulder August 1, 2009
Ungratefulness. Forgetting who bought you to power, and then shoving it up your constituents’ asses.
by maninboulder January 25, 2022