mangakanga's definitions

Zombie

Employee with little or no enthusiasm or drive. Thus spending most of their time with hands in pockets and walking unbelievably slowly. A Lazy.

Haven't you finished that yet? You're such a Zombie.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Armageddon

Retailing term meaning stock which is kept in a less used area of the warehouse, due to it's high volume in order to retain space in the working area of the warehouse. Phrase coined to suggest this stock may come in handy if the end of the wold was nigh.

There's 11 cases of lentils here, perhaps we should put it in armageddon.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Bushwhack

To hinder someone's progress by recounting a very long tale, of which the listener is very often disinterested. esp when returning from holiday.

The boss bushwhacked me about his holiday yesterday, i couldn't get away!

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Feedebility

Fatential. The predisposition to become fat by overconsumption. Derived from Feed and Debility.

She better watch her diet, as she has probable feedebility.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Cat Frig

Human-feline sexual act which involves inserting ones index finger into the vagina of a cat.

oh my god did u just frig my cat? You Cat Frigger

by mangakanga June 22, 2009

Panjam

The act of jamming the toilet with shit and toilet roll, rendering it unusable by others without the use of the poostick to unblock it.

no way! somebody's done a panjam and i'm desperate!

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Oodleberry

A fictional fruit famed for its mention in the childrens song 'Oodleberry, Oodleberry, Oodleberry, OOK!

oodleberry, oodleberry, oodleberry, ook!

by mangakanga June 18, 2009