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pontoon

sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane
She sunned her voluptuous body on the pontoon bridge across the pond.
by mandingoe May 5, 2004
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transcriptrix

a kinky sounding name for a some one writing the meeting minutes
The association was getting a little stodgy, so this year instead of electing a secretary, we changed the name to transcriptrix
by mandingoe June 8, 2004
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East Jebip

1. If Roy didn't live in East Jebip, we'd all be home by now.

2. He lives way out by East Jebip.
by mandingoe July 29, 2003
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shatnerize

1. To deliberately produce something so bad it's good. Creating something genuinely campy would be the perfect shatnerization. While not quite as unachievable as exceeding the speed of light, perfect shatnerization is as difficult as bowling a perfect game.
(Note: This does not infer that Shatner's early musical works are deliberately campy. They do, however, set a standard.)

2. To parody yourself (a la William Shatner's commercials for Priceline).
The "How Berkley Can You Be" parade is a day for Berkleyites to shatnerize themselves.

Newsweek: Doesn't it bother you that your version of "Mr. Tambourine Man" is a camp classic?

William Shatner: ...yes, in the beginning it bothered methat people singled it out and poked fun at it. They didn't know what I was doing. The album, "The Transformed Man" is much more extensive than that song. But since people only heard that song, I went along with the joke.

Newsweek: Uhh...OK Bill.
by Mandingoe September 26, 2004
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cobain

The right rear seat of a car.
Driver "Let's hit the road."
Teen 1 "Shotgun!"
Teen 2 "Cobain!"
by Mandingoe May 23, 2004
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belly bump

1 macho posturing; a fat man's pissing contest

2 the opening manuvures in sumo wrestling

3 the opening manuvures in a dispute between an umpire and a baseball manager before he gets ejected
by mandingoe June 8, 2004
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drill

by mandingoe June 6, 2004
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