mandatorysodomy's definitions

Chumbawamics

A measurement of a persons ability to get back up again once they have been knocked down.

I have high Chumbawamics. I get knocked down but I get up again.

by mandatorysodomy December 17, 2017

go with the flow

When your girlfriend/wife is on her period but youre both too drunk/horny/repulsive to care so you have sex anyway.

Last valentines day my girlfriend was on her period, so we planned to have a quiet night in, but after two bottles of wine we just decided to go with the flow

by mandatorysodomy May 12, 2018

scat

Something people shout at cats in an attempt to scare them off.
Something that cats use to get back at people who shout "scat" at them

I saw a stray cat out in my yard so i screamed SCAT at it. Next time i went out i found it had rubbed its shit all over my patio. Guess it was my fault for suggesting it

by mandatorysodomy May 12, 2018

Ugliful

When a girl is beautiful but something in her facial expressions reveal the ugly soul within

That girl is hot to trot!
You fool, cant you see shes ugliful?

by mandatorysodomy May 22, 2018

Crush

A tight pen used to keep cattle immobile while they receive injections etc.

Girl :"Heres a picture of my crush"
Farmer: "I think youre showing me the wrong picture, thats just a boy. My crush is in the barn"
Girl: "Can i meet her?"
Farmer: "Is there someone who should be looking after you or something?"

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018

shit crane

When you have long hair and one of them somehow detaches from your head and gets stuck between the lower cheeks. When you take a shit you will notice that the hair has somehow not only remained attached to your arse, it has become attached to a piece of shit too, anchoring it to your behind. Woe betide the luckless person who doesnt notice the shit crane in time and ends up dragging the shit out of the toilet when they check the paper.

I had to throw out my scissors. I got a shit crane which i couldnt detach so i had to cut it off.

by mandatorysodomy December 11, 2017

Gay

A vague but positive word that can be used to refer to anything.

"Gay hat, man"
"Thanks, i just got it today. Wanna get a drink?"
"Sure, lets go to that bar, people tell me its a gay bar."
"Lets invite your friends, theyre pretty gay."
"Good idea. This day is turning out to be really gay."

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018