mallory's definitions

hairy pepperonis

pepperonis that have hair on/around them

He has hairy pepperonis

by Mallory January 6, 2004

antiwar protestor

a dirty fucking hippy

ALL anti-war protestors are dirty fucking hippies.

by Mallory January 6, 2004

lezzy

A female that likes females..AKA lesbian.

"You mean Sarah's a lezzy now?? I could have sworn she liked dick!"

by Mallory September 26, 2003

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

A popular brand of Marshmallows wnjoyed by Homestar Runner and friends, advertised by marshie, an over-exitable giant marshmallow.

"Stack 'em to the heavens!"

by Mallory December 23, 2003

m'kay

A distracted way of saying okay

"Mommy I'm gonna go play with Daddy's electromagnet on the counter, near the knifeblock"

"...M'kay...I'm sorry, what was that Mr. Heffilswinger?"

by Mallory February 12, 2006

swimmers

a synonym for sperm or cum, since sperm cells swim.

Ew man, get your swimmers away from me

by Mallory December 20, 2004

sexperv

30+ year old men who offer to pay for hotels only to boink for hours.

Bill is a total sexperv.

by Mallory January 6, 2004