mallory's definitions

Jigity Jacked

Something that is really messed up.

Thats jigity jacked up man

by Mallory December 19, 2004

antiwar protestor

a dirty fucking hippy

ALL anti-war protestors are dirty fucking hippies.

by Mallory January 6, 2004

hairy pepperonis

pepperonis that have hair on/around them

He has hairy pepperonis

by Mallory January 6, 2004

bifferific

Some one whos your absolute bff

Joanna is my bifferific !!

by Mallory May 11, 2004

sexperv

30+ year old men who offer to pay for hotels only to boink for hours.

Bill is a total sexperv.

by Mallory January 6, 2004

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

A popular brand of Marshmallows wnjoyed by Homestar Runner and friends, advertised by marshie, an over-exitable giant marshmallow.

"Stack 'em to the heavens!"

by Mallory December 23, 2003

lezzy

A female that likes females..AKA lesbian.

"You mean Sarah's a lezzy now?? I could have sworn she liked dick!"

by Mallory September 26, 2003