theta wave

the normal brainwave in the encephalogram of a person who is awake but relaxed and drowsy; occurs with low frequency and low amplitude

the magician was easily able to manipulate the victim into a trance using theta waves

by maelstr0m_X1 November 05, 2004

FMIMA

Fuck me in my ass.

Boss: I'm selecting you for mandatory overtime.

Me: Well FMIMA

by maelstr0m_X1 January 05, 2022

two-shot thot

The feminine version of the 2 beer queer

That ho is such a two-shot thot. I mean, her standards are already pretty low, but get a couple shots in her and she'll start hitting on people as ugly as she is!

by maelstr0m_X1 May 25, 2020

the O'Reilly factor

the number describing the population of sex offenders in a community

I checked the O'Reilly Factor a few years back when I was living in New Brunswick. It was disappointingly high...

by maelstr0m_X1 April 19, 2017

homework

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep

I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!

by maelstr0m_X1 December 22, 2004

expository writing

the process by which one reads about from many different sources, about twenty pages in length each, that have little to do with each other, analyze them and then combine them to find a uniform thesis; advanced bullshitting

oh man, expository writing at Rutgers blows!
these assignments in expository writing are completely ridiculous!
where am I going to use expository writing in real life? oh, right: NOWHERE!

by maelstr0m_X1 December 28, 2005

encephalogram

An x-ray picture of the brain taken by radiographic examination of the brain in which some of the cerebrospinal fluid is replaced with air or another gas that acts as a contrasting medium.

"the encephalogram has come back, and the prognosis of the victim's head trauma is not to promising"

by maelstr0m_X1 November 05, 2004