maelstr0m_X1's definitions

mensiversary

Of a significant event, a day that is an exact number of months (to the day, if possible since months have different numbers of days - this conflict obviously doesn't occur with an anniversary) since the event occurred; often preceded by an ordinal number indicating the number of months that have elapsed since the event.
(Keep in mind, this is not a real word, but it could be considered etymologically correct according to Latin and similar derivation to anniversary.)

Could be considered synonymous to lunaversary, a more common fake word for a reoccurring monthly event, but this is less etymologically correct by indirect induction of roots.

WRONG: Happy two-month anniversary!
RIGHT: Happy second mensiversary!

by maelstr0m_X1 November 29, 2006

theta wave

the normal brainwave in the encephalogram of a person who is awake but relaxed and drowsy; occurs with low frequency and low amplitude

the magician was easily able to manipulate the victim into a trance using theta waves

by maelstr0m_X1 November 5, 2004

ifuknowutimean

if you know what I mean

she's just lookin' for a few good men to loosen her up ifuknowutimean

by maelstr0m_X1 May 14, 2022

kwanza

(1) the basic unit of money in Angola
(2) common misspelling of the "holiday", Kwanzaa

...and how much is that worth in kwanzas?

by maelstr0m_X1 December 25, 2004

encephalogram

An x-ray picture of the brain taken by radiographic examination of the brain in which some of the cerebrospinal fluid is replaced with air or another gas that acts as a contrasting medium.

"the encephalogram has come back, and the prognosis of the victim's head trauma is not to promising"

by maelstr0m_X1 November 5, 2004

stipulation

an assumption on which rests the validity or effect of something else

a stipulation of fact was made in order to avoid delay

by maelstr0m_X1 November 4, 2004

two-shot thot

The feminine version of the 2 beer queer

That ho is such a two-shot thot. I mean, her standards are already pretty low, but get a couple shots in her and she'll start hitting on people as ugly as she is!

by maelstr0m_X1 May 25, 2020