Definitions by mad as hell

Mashed Potatos and Gravy

Human seimen smothered all over female breasts.

The HO had gravy all over her Mashed Potatos when her Husband caught her with him.

Mashed Potatos and Gravy by mad as hell May 31, 2004

Richters 

Perpetually pointy nipples.

Some nipples are always pointy they never go down warm cold, no matter. Horney or not, no matter.

Look at the Richters in that haulter top!

Richters by mad as hell May 26, 2004

deadbeat

Mothers who dont think their children are important enough to pay child support after trying to take the Father for every thing he's worth.

My ex-wife

deadbeat by mad as hell May 12, 2004

professional playa 

A guy who swears that he likes you, but continues to deny it, flirt with other girls, or tell you to your face that he likes " so and so". These people tend to lie about it so much that they engage in passionate arguments with you about it.

Carter, "my boyfriend", is

professional playa by Mad As Hell March 19, 2003