mack's definitions

D.A.R.E.

Stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Similar to the Junior Anti-Sex League in George Orwell's 1984, it is a federally funded organization designed to distribute misinformation about the dangers of scheduled substances. Unfortunately, the false information is easily absorbed by children's impressionable minds, so that they grow up with a notion that illegal drugs are all bad, which, in the long run, diminishes their ability to question government motive and action, and increases blind faith in the most obnoxious of government propaganda.

I was kicked out of D.A.R.E. when I was 13 because I told the glass that after several millenia of use, marijuana has never caused a single direct fatality.

by Mack June 23, 2004

Hunchback

Bryan Kowalyk

greg Loves bryan kowalyk

by Mack November 7, 2003

boody crumbs

the tiny remains of fecal matter around your anal hole after emptying out

dang, I layed down for a nice hot bath this morning, and i think i swallowed some floating boody crumbs...

by Mack October 24, 2004

Hunchback

Bryan kowalyk.
see turkey smuggler
see stalker

Bryan kowalyk stole my turkey.
Bryan kowalyk loves the cock.

by Mack November 7, 2003

drocus pocus

a form of hydroponically grown marijuana that gets the smoker so high he/she starts to experience mild hallucinations

say dog, you got the bud?

yo, dude. i got that drocus pocus!

well, shoot... lets fire it up then

by Mack September 1, 2008

necronomicon

satan's bible. contains astrology secrets, info on the fallen angel armies on earth today,etc.

i have a copy of the necronomicon in my bedroom closet......

by mack April 6, 2004