machary 's definitions

May 12

Be nice to your siblings

me: hey sis wanna go somewhere
them: why are u being so nice to me
me: it’s may 12 duh
them: oh okay let’s go then!
me: okay!!

by machary May 8, 2022

May 13

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet

by machary May 9, 2022

June 4

Go somewhere with ur bsfs

Me: Hey girls it’s June 4
them: what?
Me: …
them: ohhh go somewhere with ur bsfs day
me: yeaaaa
them: let’s go then

by machary May 31, 2022

April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day

Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13

by machary April 6, 2022

May 10

Switch hoodies with ur friend

me: * hey girl it’s may 10
friend: oh yea here is my hoodie
me: thx i’ll give it back tmrw

friend: alr cya

by machary May 8, 2022

May 18

steal your friends food day

me: * steals food*
friend: hey put that back
me: nope it’s may 18
friend: oh shoot nvm then
me: lmao

by machary May 16, 2022

2 June

National Annoy Your Best Friend Day

me: friend, friend,friend,friend,friend
them: omg wtf do u want ur annoying me
me: haha that’s the point is 2 june! national annoy ur best friend day.

by machary May 31, 2022