machary 's definitions

June 2

Spend time with ur cousins

Me: hey cuzzo it’s june 2
cuzzo:?

me: spend time with ur cousins day slownut

cuzzo: oh yeeee 😅

by machary May 29, 2022

May 12

Be nice to your siblings

me: hey sis wanna go somewhere
them: why are u being so nice to me
me: it’s may 12 duh
them: oh okay let’s go then!
me: okay!!

by machary May 8, 2022

May 13

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet

by machary May 9, 2022

April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day

Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13

by machary April 6, 2022

June 4

Go somewhere with ur bsfs

Me: Hey girls it’s June 4
them: what?
Me: …
them: ohhh go somewhere with ur bsfs day
me: yeaaaa
them: let’s go then

by machary May 31, 2022

May 15

Be nice to your siblings

Me: hey sis wanna go to the movies?
Sis: um this isn’t normal
Me: it’s May 15 national be nice to ur siblings

Sis: oh okay in that case yes!

by machary May 12, 2022

May 10

national ignore your friends

friend: * heyyy*
me: * silence*
friend: why aren’t u talking
* next day : me: heyyy
friend: * ohhh it was may 10😂*

by machary May 7, 2022