Carrot

a dildo

by Max August 03, 2003

NEWSOM

red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made

i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me

by MAX January 30, 2003

crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

by Max August 20, 2004

Ely

The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's taken! (see max)

Ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.

by Max September 24, 2004

Straight Edge

Basically, a conservative Christian teen who listens to Hardcore music.

Some straight edge kids smacked me around for having a cigarette.

by Max December 01, 2004

Shittoon

Any form of toilet that periodically requires emptying. Often implies that the receptical is unusually filty.

Dude! I ain't using no god damn public shittoon.

by Max January 05, 2006

Artizzameristic

1.Meaning artistic, or having an artistic ability.

2. An insult for a person who is mentally challenged.

What are ya, artizzameristic?

by Max June 17, 2004