Manhole Inspector

A male of a strange persuasion. A man who spends a great deal of time inspecting, to the point of entering, other men's holes, specifically the bumhole.

Don't bare yer arse in front of that geezer over there, he's a bloody manhole inspector. Poofy git!

by Max December 11, 2003

Pap

another word for crap or shit or poop but approximately 74% funnier

holy pap what in the pap is going on!?
you paphole why don't you go drink some pap!

by max May 07, 2003

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 11, 2003

karima

Goddess, nNmesis of X-calvin, Giant Lemon circling above the Universal Bottle, fighting the Giant Pink Elephant that is X-calvin.
Martyr: Booney

Ow, Karima what have you done!! Smythe Me!

by Max December 02, 2004

Bazooka Joe

Sexual act which may occur after blowing a load into the ass of another individual. Said individual would perform a bazooka joe if he/she slow farted and blew a bubble of jizz into the face of it's original owner.

Sherly bazooka joed me last night when I fell asleep!

by Max February 26, 2005

digitfuck

to perform sexual stimulation on a female using one's fingers, or "digits"

I digitfucked that bitch so hard I got a cramp in my wrist!

by Max March 14, 2004

True

Indeed or absolutly

"True dat"

by Max August 03, 2003