ma jones's definitions

chanchani

a.) the coolest person EVER
b.) weapons grade awesomeness

dude, that humperdink last night was fuckin' chanchani!

person 1: kirsten loves chanchani
person 2: i know! who doesn't

by ma jones May 20, 2004

i know! that's what im saying!

a perfect way to end an argument when you realize you're wrong halfway through it.

1: Daniels Hall is really nice.
2: bullshit.
1: No, its awesome
2: fuck, it is the worst place ever.
3: yeah dude, that place reeks and is never clean. it sucks.
1: I know! that's what im saying!

by ma jones May 18, 2004

peterfecal

one who has fecal on the peter.

a dumbass.

when your floppy sock accidentally goes in the wrong hole...spreading fecal all over your peter.

Ouch! You peterfecal!

i pulled a crunk peter fecal last night...i only remember waking up to the smell of a moldy peter

by ma jones May 17, 2004

russian fecal speakers

the act of pooping on a hamburger bun, then taking said poopy buns and giving someone earmuff-style attack. Very sexy.

dude, he cant hear you, he just got russian fecal speakers.

by ma jones May 22, 2004

amateur

sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer.

using fabric when its obvious you should NOT be thinking about materials...

that shit was amateur, but he still got a good grade somehow.

fuck. dammit. where'd you get that amateur shit, WordArt?

by ma jones May 17, 2004

takesitinthe

a great middle name for an architecture professor who teaches history of arch. at the university of cincinnati

person 1: hey, we're gonna be late to class.
person 2: fuck it, i don't wanna listen to takesitinthe today

by ma jones May 20, 2004

weapons grade

(adj.)
a.) amazing, spectacular, above ordinary.
b.) better than sex

person 1: check out my girlfriend over there!
person 2:shit dude, that stuuc is weapons grade ugly

by ma jones May 18, 2004