mOrGaN's definitions

Lawnmower

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods

Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)

by Morgan August 5, 2004

birdgie

This phrase originates from Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada. Heard in the halls of HCI, this phrase was originally used to mock Jared Klimosko, whose nickname is "Bird." Cody Spence and Richard Harbison are the ones responsible for starting this idiotic trend.

Why was this phrase created? Bird just wouldn't sit down.

Richard: Birdgie! Sit down!
Bird: No.
Cody: Birdgie!
Richard: Birgie!
Cody: Birgie!
Richard: Birdgie.
Cody: Birgie.
Richard: Birdgie.
Miss Philips: Would you two shut the hell up?
(pause)
Richard: Birdgie.
(Bird sits down.)

by Morgan February 20, 2005

hot

"cool"
made popular by Paris Hilton. now only said by total posers. or wannabes.

*sees something cool* "That's hot"

by morgan January 7, 2007

Cat's Basket

Masterbating in a cat's basket, with your cat in the basket, by using a Gear Magazine.

Dude, Leksan totally was cat basketing this morning. And Tyler saw him too!

by Morgan December 20, 2004

radicool

(radi-cool) the height of awesome - a contraction of radical and cool.

That band is radicool.

by Morgan May 14, 2005

SPOKES

slang for the stretch marks that form on the anus when one receives penetration excessively

you could see the spokes on her from taking it in the rear entrance

by morgan August 8, 2003

makjob

a handjob thats to intense to handel.orgasmic and to hot to handle trust me your bone will be hard

"yo man i got a nice ass mak job"
"Damn that makjob was hott my dog spit up twice"

by morgan May 13, 2005