Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

by mike March 19, 2004

Stoner Kevin

A person very high on weed and will do a new drug at any given time

your high you must be a stoner kevin

by mike December 14, 2004

nerb

one who inserts both feet simultaneously into ones anus

wow, look at that fucking nerb

by Mike June 07, 2005

crabbing

crabbing is an act of mutual mastubation between a man and a woman. the man will place his thumb inside the females anus and place his index and middle finger inside the vagina at the same time, making his hand in to the shape of a crabs claw, whilst opening and closing his "claw"!

she was riething in pleasure when i gave her a good crabbing

by mike January 06, 2004

darksyda

n00blicous player

n00blicous renegade guy

by Mike March 29, 2004

Medz

Slang for Medzi; the ultimate human being in life

Dude Medz you rock, I wish I was like Medz!

by Mike October 19, 2004

physicist

A nerd that has a great desire to become a teacher or to take over the world.

I would like to build a heavy hydrogen bomb to either teach all of you or to kill you all...I haven't yet decided.

by Mike November 15, 2004