bloq

Elitest programmer/designer of all time. Also goes by the name of jon.

Bill Gates: "I want bloq(jon) as my head programmer."

by mike March 16, 2003

Midnight Fog

The act of masturnation onto a females face and getting some in her eye therefore causing her to have blurred vision.

Female having blurred vision and only being able to see light do to her eyes filled with cum.

by Mike June 05, 2004

unit

A unit is seven hundred grams of heroin, coke, etc.

My Eyetalian friend promised me a unit straight off the boat this week. I can't wait.

by Mike November 24, 2006

Pumpy

a pump installer that insists on burning up large horsepower electric motors upon start-up and then start screaming like a woman while running to the river to fill pop cans to put out the flames.

Pumpy flamey has once again snatched defeat from the hands of victory.

by mike January 13, 2004

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 08, 2004

unspool

To lose one's mind as a result of a major emotional shock, from the pilot episode of the television series Wonderfalls:

(Jaye discovers that her sister Sharon is a lesbian)

Jaye: Does Mom know?

Sharon: She would unspool!

Jaye: Can I tell her?

by Mike May 02, 2006

microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

by Mike November 04, 2004