SSSS

Secondary Screening Security Selectee at Airports. It means you have to go through extensive security because of pre-determined criteria.

I was SSSSed today because I bought a one-way ticket. Now I have to go through extra security.

by Mike March 16, 2005

cock mook

someone who disagrees with the group or will not go along with the desired activity

someone who does something innapropriate

hey steve irwin, get out of my jacuzzi and put on some clothes you cock mook

all bobby eats is raisins and tuna fish with mayo, what a cock mook

by mike January 06, 2005

gigity

Family Guy
Def: Fucnin right!

just said when ever you are in a good mood or have drank to much.

by Mike October 20, 2004

ballgrabbing weasel-fucker

Something extremely funny once uttered by a drunk person. Might be an insult.

" You ballgrabbing weasel-fucker! "

by mike July 27, 2004

tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

by Mike December 30, 2003

Jagsgate

celebrity, often used when defining someone cool

as cool as a jag.

by Mike January 25, 2004

one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

by Mike September 14, 2003